Plot twist: Robert Downey Jr comes out of nowhere and wins the 2012 presidential election
what are you talking about that’s not a plot twist it’s a highly likely situation
the worst is when it’s late at night and some hilarious thing comes up on your dash but you can’t laugh or you’ll wake everyone up so you just smile demonically while rocking back and forth clapping like an excited seal heaving air into your lungs until your face hurts
The true mystery of Supernatural is how between the apocalypse, being in hell, etc, the Winchesters find the time to catch up on pop culture so they can make all those witty references.
when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.
It’s almost autumn. I can smell the series premieres in the air.
oh my god i am cackling
If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they segregate us by genre.
do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you
Who said that the chemical romance was yours you selfish bitch?
When you want to break up with her, give her a sock and set her free.
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
The fandom has such a weird relationship with Sam and Dean Winchester.
We know them, we’ve seen them cry, seen them eat, seen them sleep, seen them die, seen them have sex, seen them shower — we literally know their life story.
We’ve been with them for 8 years.
But we don’t know their middle names.