"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

checkthemargins:

It is my headcanon that there is a gun on the table in this scene because The Winter Soldier has been trained to arm any of his handlers who are not already armed while in his presence so that, if they so choose, they can put him down at any time.Later, it takes Steve months to figure out why Bucky gives him a knife every time they’re in the same room.

checkthemargins:

It is my headcanon that there is a gun on the table in this scene because The Winter Soldier has been trained to arm any of his handlers who are not already armed while in his presence so that, if they so choose, they can put him down at any time.

Later, it takes Steve months to figure out why Bucky gives him a knife every time they’re in the same room.


 

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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flygons:

look at lucas’ little heart-shaped chest. someone please draw my cute kitten


 

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Stéphane Rolland Haute Couture | F/W ‘12-‘13

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Stéphane Rolland Haute Couture | F/W ‘12-‘13


 
awwww-cute:

What a cute family

awwww-cute:

What a cute family


 

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them 

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE


ruinedchildhood:

me trying

ruinedchildhood:

me trying


ruinedchildhood:

to make friends

ruinedchildhood:

to make friends


theclericsdiary:

charlottelabouff:

wonderfulhighschoollife:

Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children

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"Peeta and I had adjoining cells in the capitol. We’re very familiar with each other’s screams.”


 

arrowsforpens:

fuck-kirk:

fuck-kirk:

okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this. 

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klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please


gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top