sfgiantsgirl19:

Lou Seal had a lot of fun taking selfies today with all the other mascots!


Being on this team, we get to see some special things in baseball - Bruce Bochy


timlincecum-:

Make a wish!

timlincecum-:

Make a wish!


semperamore:

Same Kruk and Kuip

semperamore:

Same Kruk and Kuip


sportsgurrrrl28:

Extra Inning struggles. lol

sportsgurrrrl28:

Extra Inning struggles. lol


me on my way to steal yo girl


unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”


girl-farts:

Less queer struggles more queer snuggles 


 

WHY GERMAN IS A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE 

sarrahxhabibi:

Arschgeige - assviolin - a heavy insult
Fußhupe - foot horn - a small dog
Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter. - No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet - Pun: “dichter” also translates to “more drunk”
fuchsteufelswild - foxdevilswild - really angry


 

dicktouching:

curvyybetch:

If you didn’t watch this- you should. Yeah girl yeah

Y’ALL DIDN’T TELL ME SHE LITERALLY DID NOT FUCK UP A SINGLE STEP


opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti


unpopuler:

what if the internet closed at midnight  


 

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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